Standing on the Escalator
And while I'm complaining, what is up you people who just stand on escalators? You don't just stop and stand in the middle of a staircase for 15 seconds, do you? Are you obeying some kind of speed limit? At least yield on the left. Criminy.
ihhhhhhhhh get out of my way!!
I wish I was much much fatter so there was no way whiners could get past me as I have a leisurely rest on the escalator, especially virtual whiners. I'm just so annoyed by these people that are in such a hurry. These are mechanical stairs!! You are not supposed to walk on them. Do you walk along outside your friend's car? No, duh. Let the machines do the work people, it's what they're for.
PS Hey Pat I got my Powerbook. It empowered me to be an even more sarcastic jerk. Ha.
PPS I love the simple design of pcal.net